Time, why do you punish me?

For using my phone as a clock in Singapore, T Mobile charged me $379.00

They couldn't possibly detail this information to me when I called prior to the trip. Why you ask?

"they could'nt devote that much time to thier customers" That information "would've taken an hour".

But she told me the reason (all three sentences) in thirty seconds.

Here's wear I start cursing:

You fucking boufant(sic) sporting cow. Fuck You and your shit job.

The supervisor: nothing to say. He knows it is a ridiculous charge.

A complete pussy.

So when you are fucking some desperate Bitch, Because that's what desperate Bitches do-fuck losers with over the phone -Customer Service Jobs, is it considered lesbian sex?

Damn them.

i'm coming out!

Apparently Jared Leto joined the club. He reportedly said he is "gay as a goose" during an AOL interview.

Hmmmm......I will have to investigate before I stop the ticking clock on homos who are hiding in Hollywood. But if this is true, shame on you Scarlett Johansen. You must pay for your blind eye when all those nights he invited you over just to talk about your hair and you thought he was just being nice.

By pay I mean I'll let you come over so I can talk about your hair.

Everyone is Gay

24 hours later and no homo's in Hollywood.

C'mon Oprah, don't let a brother down! By brother, I mean your "brother".


That's right Bitch! Time for you to share the love.

Countdown to Extinction

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, boys and boys, girls and girls, ladies and ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen.....


The countdown has begun....

Thank you Lance Bass....


The countdown until the next celebrity comes out the closet.

Any minute now. Waiting.....waiting......waiting......

Take, Take, Take

You know? Who is the real theif here?!

I'm trying to steal music on Limewire and they don't have the shit I want!

I'm trying to subscribe to magazines with a fake name and they are late with each issue!

You can't be a good customer anymore.