literarychaos

Hammer to Fall....

2006-12-21T23:34:00.000-08:00

UNDER CONSTRUCTION until this site finds an identity.

Identity is what individualizes a life

Melt with me...

2006-12-08T19:59:00.000-08:00

Just a thought (before I get ready to pound booze and my head against a bus stop) where are the consistant celeb meltdowns? I should've done a countdown but my homo one didn't do to well. Not my fault, I can't just pull them out. I could lie! Yeah, rumors n shit! Yeah!

Friday I'm in Hate

2006-12-08T19:50:00.000-08:00

I guess starving with no clothes, food and shelter in another country is worse. I mean, they wouldn't even know how to communicate! It would be tough speaking let alone doing it starved and shivering. I can barely understand other Americans in pain.

This is spuring from the fact that it is 20degrees outside. I could get upset about it but I just seen my neighbor get his ass whipped so I guess wearing a jacket outside isn't all too bad.

it's a thriller

2006-11-18T16:42:00.000-08:00

I'm so into horror flicks.

8 Films to die for

i'm so bored.....with the U.S.A

2006-08-20T15:06:00.000-07:00

"Yankee detectives/are always on the T.V./ cause killers in America work seven days a week" -

The Clash

It is disgusting if the story of JonBenet Ramsey suspect flying and dining Business Class is true. They said he had champagne, beer and Grilled shrimp. Wait until he gets the bill! Oh, wait. Our Government is paying for this shit! And he gets interviews, maybe a book deal and then a movie about his life.

Is this scumbag worth this much time?

I say, Try him, convict him, then shoot him in the fucking head. This bullshit is looking to glamourous, making any moron wanting this type of attention.

Time, why do you punish me?

2006-07-30T22:36:00.000-07:00

For using my phone as a clock in Singapore, T Mobile charged me $379.00

They couldn't possibly detail this information to me when I called prior to the trip. Why you ask?

"they could'nt devote that much time to thier customers" That information "would've taken an hour".

But she told me the reason (all three sentences) in thirty seconds.

Here's wear I start cursing:

You fucking boufant(sic) sporting cow. Fuck You and your shit job.

The supervisor: nothing to say. He knows it is a ridiculous charge.

A complete pussy.

So when you are fucking some desperate Bitch, Because that's what desperate Bitches do-fuck losers with over the phone -Customer Service Jobs, is it considered lesbian sex?

Damn them.

i'm coming out!

2006-07-29T23:33:00.000-07:00

Apparently Jared Leto joined the club. He reportedly said he is "gay as a goose" during an AOL interview.

Hmmmm......I will have to investigate before I stop the ticking clock on homos who are hiding in Hollywood. But if this is true, shame on you Scarlett Johansen. You must pay for your blind eye when all those nights he invited you over just to talk about your hair and you thought he was just being nice.

By pay I mean I'll let you come over so I can talk about your hair.

Everyone is Gay

2006-07-27T11:11:00.000-07:00

24 hours later and no homo's in Hollywood.

C'mon Oprah, don't let a brother down! By brother, I mean your "brother".

That's right Bitch! Time for you to share the love.

Countdown to Extinction

2006-07-26T18:17:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, boys and boys, girls and girls, ladies and ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen.....

The countdown has begun....

Thank you Lance Bass....

The countdown until the next celebrity comes out the closet.

Any minute now. Waiting.....waiting......waiting......

Take, Take, Take

2006-07-23T12:04:00.000-07:00

You know? Who is the real theif here?!

I'm trying to steal music on Limewire and they don't have the shit I want!

I'm trying to subscribe to magazines with a fake name and they are late with each issue!

You can't be a good customer anymore.